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  英语笑话精选:

2017年英语手抄报图片

  一、男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)

  女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】

  男:Haven't I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)

  女:Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】

  男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

  女:Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】

  男:Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)

  女:Why? Don't you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

  男:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

  女:I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)【长的真丑】

  男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

  女:Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)

  二、One real man

  The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(严格地,严厉地).

  Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(劝告,建议) to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.

  It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted(胆小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.

  Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.

  一个真正的男子汉

  古代有一个国王,他想证明他领土内的男人并非像人们传说的那样,受到老婆的管制。他把王国里所有的男人都召到跟前,警告说,哪个男人胆敢不说实话,就会受到严厉的惩罚。

  然后,他叫所有听从妻子的命令和意见的'男人都走向大厅的左侧。所有的男人都站到了左侧,只有一个小个子男人站到了右侧。

  国王说:看到我们国家里还有一个真正的男子汉,真是令人高兴。告诉这些胆小的笨蛋,为什么在他们当中只有你一个人站在大厅的右侧。

  陛下,那人尖声地回答:因为在我出门之前,我老婆告诉我不要扎堆。


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